Global warming means the planet’s going to the dogs…. great.

Yes, you know the world is in danger

Yes, you know the planet is only a couple of decades away from unavoidable runaway climate change

Yes, you also know human activity is the sole reason for it.

And I’d like to say….

“Great, thanks, you’re awesome. Keep up the good work.”

I’m Laloo, the CAR which is a cat at Caremiles Inc., and like most cats, am a big fan of global warming.

Why?

First of all, the really obvious one, duh, it’s freezing, and I don’t remember you putting the heating on. If the world turns into a permanent Finnish sauna, then great, no more you are going out and forgetting to leave the radiator on.

Secondly, we hate trees. Dogs chase us up to them, cats hide in them and then birds poop on our feline heads when we chase them up a tree: So, duh again, no more trees, no place for birds to hide, and nowhere for us to get stuck.

But I hear the oceans could rise too. So more fish everywhere! Swimming past our third-floor window. Swimming around the two floors below us. There’s one problem with rising sea levels, though. We cats aren’t great swimmers and don’t like getting wet. And pollution in the water is killing off the fish, and I’ve even heard there are species of fish called dogfish. So imagine that a dog that can swim right up to you, it’ll be like Jaws, except because it’s a dog Paws.

So come to think of it, we’d rather you save the planet, at least till we cats learn to swim.