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Supercars are driving the fish crazy! 🤨

Supercars are driving the fish crazy! 🤨

Supercars are driving the fish crazy! 🤨

I made a new friend last week, and they’re a horse, and they’re a bit of a drip; in fact, they’re all wet. No, I’m not being rude! They’re a Sea Horse called Horsie Power. Any reference to horsepower or cars is purely coincidental.
We met on my favorite social media program, Cat Chat. It’s like a snap chat, but when we show pictures of our dinner, it’s usually a photo of a dead bird. Horsie Power and I swopped emails or, in her case, sea_mails. And we were getting into a competition about who was getting most pooped on by you human beings.
I said, “ha, they fill my air with carbon from fossil fuels, which makes it hard to breathe and makes dogs even dumber than they usually are.”
Horsie replied,
“Yeh, but those humans fill our sea with plastic bottles. Pretty soon, the seas will be nothing but plastic bottles, and actual horses will be able to ride on top of them.”
So it was a draw; we were both getting pooped all over by those dirty, polluting human beings.
Then Horsie sent me a sea_mail with a link in it and said,
“I win (sad-faced emoji), you’re humans are driving their smelly, polluting cars into our oceans now!”
Now that sounded crazy, and sea horses can be pretty crazy. Do you know that it’s male sea horses that get pregnant?
Anyway, how can you drive a polluting car underwater?
It turns out that a big super cargo ship called the Felicity Ace caught fire off of the Azores. It was carrying thousands of supercars, which also caught fire, and the whole burning mess has now sunk into the sea. With petrol pollutants and all that gunk, like not emptying my litter tray for a week. Those poor fishies, sea horses, and even those gross jellyfish don’t need those pollutants. And we don’t need those burning fumes in our atmosphere.
I know accidents happen. But for heavens’ sake humans, please be more responsible and take accountability. How would you feel if I accidently dumped a gazillion tons of garbage in your house, and left it there for ever! Please hold yourselves accountable and clean your mess up quickly. It might help me and Horsie Power stay friends for longer.

Supercars are driving the fish crazy! 🤨 – Policy Blog
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